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Join us on this server where you can team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, the master of redstone, or challenge Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 to a build-off competition. And don’t forget about the legendary Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, who can summon a dragon to protect your base!
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