But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?
We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.
Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!
