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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8492 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
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