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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌
but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉
