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Super Freak Darling Nikki
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Darling Nikki from Prince fame chillin’ with us! She be droppin’ mad beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. And guess what? Rick James himself pops in every now and then to jam out with us! It’s a party 24/7 on this server, so come on and join the fun! Plus, we got unicorns flying around and a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventure of your life, join now! -
Billie Jean’s DNA Test Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the cows do the macarena all day long. we got creepers that tell knock knock jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see you coming.if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.
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Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! -
90sJamzCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate throwback to the 90’s! Join us for epic building battles, pixelated dance parties, and quests to find the greatest song of the 90’s hidden deep within the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this totally tubular experience! -
Mine Crafty Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that haven’t been updated since dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge, it came out 6 years ago! That’s right, we’re ahead of the game by 6 whole years!Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
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Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition
Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now! -
Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
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Wolf Smell Incognito
join our epic minecraft server where we all smell like we sound! we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. one time, we built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds and rode minecarts down it like a rollercoaster. it was epic, dude.we also have the most lit pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate minecraft warrior.
so come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s smell like we sound together and create some unforgettable memories in the world of minecraft!