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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5613 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1218 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.