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ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyCommieDonator

activism, Army, artist, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyCommieDonator, donation, freedom of speech, fundraising, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, international relations, jailed, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, STUDENT, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Lootcrates, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Smore, smp, Survival, Towny, Users, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DisagreeCraft, disagreement, Incels, internet, Leftist, Minecraft, minor disagreement, online behavior, online interaction, political beliefs, profile, random guy, response, rudeness, Server, social media, Tone, trolling, xitter

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	961832	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, attempted murder, breaking news, crime, criminal investigation, current events, failed assassin, failed attack, failed plot, identified, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, real, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, suspect apprehended, trump, TrumpedCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2316	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

10. Setting goals, 11. Self-acceptance, 12. Embracing change, 13. Seeking guidance, 14. Building resilience, 15. Finding direction, 16. Time management, 17. Dealing with failure, 18. Seeking support, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Overcoming stagnation, 4. Personal growth, 5. Moving forward, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Mental health struggles, 8. Seeking help, 9. Regaining motivation, Coping with regret, LostInMyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

NostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic, emotional, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaCraft, old school, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent moments, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, Throwback, vintage, wistful

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4786
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

StrangerLoveCraft

dating culture, dating etiquette, platonic connections, platonic relationships, pursuing love, pursuit of love, romantic connections, romantic gestures, romantic pursuit, social acceptance, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal standards, stranger interactions, stranger relationships, stranger romance, StrangerLoveCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so liek, u kno how in real life ppl rly only wanna date ppl dey dnt kno? well on dis minecraft server, we flip dat script! u can totally find ur bff soulmate here, no need for all dat romantic nonsense. we got friendship quests, group builds, and even a secret handshake emote u can use to show ur new bff how much u care. join us and find ur platonic partner in crime today!

StreptoCraft: OptiMag Synergy

Antibiotic Dilemma, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, Attenuated Response, bacterial infections, biomedical engineering, Cellular Responses, Concurrent Stimulation, Drug Interaction, drug therapy, Experimental Study, healthcare challenges, Magnetic Stimulation, Medical research, Microbial Growth, Optical Stimulation, OptiMag, Simultaneous Exposure, StreptoCraft, Streptomycin, Synergistic, Synergy, Therapeutic Approaches

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8562	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience synergistic cellular responses like never before! we combine optical and magnetic stimulation to create a mind-blowing gaming experience. but watch out for streptomycin, the antibiotic dilemma that will challenge even the most hardcore players. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and lots of pixelated fun!