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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2029 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 679 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!
