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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 776 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 433 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
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