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AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

OverratedBandMinecraftSMP

mainstream music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music artists, music controversy, music critics, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music evaluation, music fans, music industry criticism, music opinions, music rankings., music reviews, music taste, music trends, overrated band, overrated musician, OverratedBandMinecraftSMP, popular music

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic one out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Creeper Whisperer,” a player who can tame creepers and ride them into battle. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	101
Mines Excavated:	4949	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Void Gems Collected:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

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FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	7817
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Items Found:	7188
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2634
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!