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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2835

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Votes:	9544	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

ParentingFail Minecraft Server

indicators of bad parenting, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting concerns, parenting difficulties, parenting failures, parenting issues, parenting mistakes, parenting problems, parenting red flags, parenting struggles, parenting warning signs, ParentingFail, Server, signs of abusive parent, signs of bad parenting, signs of inadequate parenting, signs of ineffective parenting, signs of neglectful parent, signs of troubled parent, signs of unfit parent, warning signs of bad parenting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7432

Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, positive mindset, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self love, self worth, self-care, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti aircraft, Black sea, combat capabilities, Defense, defense systems, helicopters, military advancements, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, new capability, Sea Drones, Server, shoot down, technology showcase, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, UkrainianDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, on this server, we got sea drones straight outta Ukraine that can shoot down helicopters! Like, how crazy is that? Imagine cruising around in the ocean and then BAM, you see a helicopter and you’re like “Not today, bro!” Join our server for the ultimate thrill of dodging sea drones while trying to survive and build your own epic base. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness this insane technology in action? Come join us and see for yourself!

TerrorCraft: Deport & Destroy

anti-terrorism efforts, cabinet, CounterTerrorism, deport, deportation laws, deportations, destroy, Europe, extremism, foreign nationals, German, germany, Government, immigration, law, national security, policy, Politics, praise, radicalization, SECURITY, TerrorCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Animals Bred:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german cabinet is all about deporting players who praise terrorism. like, what even is that? but hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky gameplay, then this server is for you! join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the deportation madness. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server with your anti-terrorism skills! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the deportation fun begin!

KidCraftHardMode

challenges of parenting, chaotic moments, children, difficult moments, endless energy, family, funny parenting, hard mode, humor, KidCraftHardMode, love, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggles, patience, raising kids, RESPONSIBILITY, rewarding, sleepless nights, sobering up a friend, tough love

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.

DesertThirstNoMore

#sustainability, adsorbent fins, atmospheric water generation, Breakthrough, clean water, desert-like conditions, DesertThirstNoMore, drinking water, dry air, efficiency, environmental impact, hour, innovation, renewable resource, researchers, saturated, Technology, US, Water Crisis, water purification, water scarcity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	164	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

OMG u guys, dis server is like magic man! we turn dry air into drinking water like it’s no big deal. our adsorbent fins are like super heroes, sucking up water from da air 5 times faster than ur average server. even in da desert, we be sippin on dat fresh water in just an hour. join us and never worry about being thirsty again, cuz we got u covered with our water-making fins of awesomeness. come on, who needs a water bottle when u got us? #ThirstyNoMore #FinsOfMagic