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SongFailsMC

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9383

Are you tired of listening to the worst songs ever made by humans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic tunes playing 24/7! From cows mooing to chickens clucking, you’ll never have to suffer through terrible music again. Join us for a musical experience like no other and leave those awful human-made songs in the dust. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a DJ on our server, spinning the sickest beats in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to groove to the weirdest and wackiest tunes in Minecraft history!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

best comedy movies, BlockBusterLaughs, comedic genius, comedy, comedy classics, Comedy film, Funny Moments, funny movie, gut-busting laughs, hilarious, humor, humor for days, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, rib-tickling comedy, side-splitting humor, top comedy films, uproarious comedy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8654	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

Captivity, captivity images, captivity photos, captivity photos release, captivity release, Conflict, CraftyCaptives, early days, families, female soldiers, female soldiers in captivity, FemSoldierFrenzy, Hostage, hostage families, hostages, Military, Military Families, photos, Release, soldiers, War, women in military

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5624	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchantments Applied:	175
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

FOOGERRO

Clans, ConstantUpdates, Creative, Donation perks, Factions, FOOGERRO, Friendly staff, Friendlycommunity, games, hacker prevention, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, Notpaytowin, Other, Parkour, pay to win, Plugins, PvP, Server, Updates

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	5624
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	3

A new network with constant updates, friendly staff, multiple games and new games often! We strive to be your favorite Minecraft network to play on. Our donation perks are not pay to win and our hacker prevention plugins are updated constantly.

FOOGERRO.NET:8192

YuruYuriCraft – Your Happy Place Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, comedy, cute, Entertainment, Friends, friendship, Girls, Happy, high school, humor, injustice, japanese, Laughter, lighthearted, Manga, Minecraft, Place, school life, series, Server, slice of life, television, Yuru Yuri, YuruYuriCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Join our server and become the ultimate rebel! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge unsuspecting noobs to dance-offs. So why did her friends allow this injustice? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Join now and unleash your inner chaos!

V4Minecraft – The Ultimate Block Party!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, anniversary, Arya Kuroha, asmr, Biscotti, BLOCK, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), drawing contest, globie, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, manju plush, merch, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Party, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sensei plush, Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, useful links, V4M_plus, V4Minecraft, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VSMP, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5026
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s basically on fire! Join us for the First ASMR Class Edition where you can chill with Crystalis, Abi Kadabura, Serina Maiko, and more!

But wait, there’s more! We have Petalight ASMR races, drawing contests, and even an anniversary celebration with merch that will make your head spin! And guess what? We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the shenanigans are off the charts!

Don’t miss out on the fun with globie, Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and all the other Brave EN groups. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!