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UnpopularJamsMC SMP

controversial, disagreement, Music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music appreciation, music community, music criticism, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fandom, music genres, music preferences, music snobbery, music taste, music trends, personal taste, smp, unpopular opinion, UnpopularJamsMC

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8957	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us if you think Nickelback is the greatest band of all time and you want to defend your unpopular music taste with fellow players who share your love for questionable tunes. We even have a secret underground Nickelback shrine where you can pay your respects and rock out to “Photograph” on repeat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cursed Creeper Gang, a group of creepers who have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their explosive plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our SMP and prepare for a musical journey that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about music.

LyricallyChallengedCraft

awful lyrics, bad lyrics, cringeworthy lyrics, embarrassing lyrics, lyric writing, lyrical analysis, lyrical blunders, lyrical disaster, lyrical mistakes, LyricallyChallengedCraft, Music, Music (Industry), music criticism, poorly written lyrics, songwriting, songwriting fails, songwriting process, songwriting tips, terrible lyrics, worst song lyrics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9746	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	8793
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	282
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Towns Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8514	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	585
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Star Shards Collected:	160
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	5401	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Divine Spears Created:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!