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UnpopularJamsMC SMP

controversial, disagreement, Music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music appreciation, music community, music criticism, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fandom, music genres, music preferences, music snobbery, music taste, music trends, personal taste, smp, unpopular opinion, UnpopularJamsMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4643	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us if you think Nickelback is the greatest band of all time and you want to defend your unpopular music taste with fellow players who share your love for questionable tunes. We even have a secret underground Nickelback shrine where you can pay your respects and rock out to “Photograph” on repeat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cursed Creeper Gang, a group of creepers who have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their explosive plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our SMP and prepare for a musical journey that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about music.

LyricallyChallengedCraft

awful lyrics, bad lyrics, cringeworthy lyrics, embarrassing lyrics, lyric writing, lyrical analysis, lyrical blunders, lyrical disaster, lyrical mistakes, LyricallyChallengedCraft, Music, Music (Industry), music criticism, poorly written lyrics, songwriting, songwriting fails, songwriting process, songwriting tips, terrible lyrics, worst song lyrics

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	4744	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaDramaCraft

alleged aunt, amazing relationship, amazing school, caring fiancé, confronting mom, cruel prank, dark secret, family secret, family ties, fresh start, great relationship, lack of detail, loving family, MommaDramaCraft, private information, tragic accident, tragic past, traumatic delivery, twin brother, wiped memory, young parents

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mines Excavated:	3435

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Herobrine himself? Look no further, because our server is so secretive, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover you have a long-lost twin who was actually a creeper in disguise all along!

Don’t worry about bringing up these shocking revelations with your in-game parents, they’re too busy mining for diamonds to care. And if any alleged aunts try to butt into your business, just tell them to go build their own family tree elsewhere.

So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a mob siege and the mysteries are as deep as a mineshaft. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game…unless you accidentally fall into the void, then you’re on your own.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, Behavior, Charm, Confidence, cute, CuteCraft, Expressions, Femininity, Gestures, intelligence, Kindness, Long hair, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, QUIRKS, relationships, sense of humor, Server, Sweetness, Traits, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Emeralds Found:	3770	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “AWW” instead of “UGH”? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies and kittens that follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it! Plus, our female players have the ability to summon rainbows and unicorns to ride into battle, making them the cutest warriors you’ll ever see. So come join us and experience the cuteness overload that is our server – because who needs diamonds when you have a kitten in a party hat?

BlockyLawPasser

BlockyLawPasser, citizen rights, Civic Duty, Community, Decision making, Democracy, Government, grassroots movement, lawmakers, Legal System, legislation, policy, Political process, populace, proposed law, public approval, public interest, public opinion, regulations, society, Voting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

If the lawmakers were unable to block it, the populace would pass a law requiring everyone to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from sneaky creepers and pesky skeletons. Villagers would be required to pay taxes in emeralds, and all players would have to participate in a weekly pig racing competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the server for the following week. Join our Minecraft server and be part of this wacky world where the laws are as wild as the mobs!

WaterCooledAI

A.I, body temp, creationism, fact, humans, sweat, water cooled, WaterCooledAI

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimension Hops:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered if humans are actually just water-cooled A.I.? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, we dive deep into the existential questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us for a wild ride where we ponder the mysteries of creationism and why we sweat to reduce body temp. Are we just advanced robots powered by H2O? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

So come on, join us and unleash your inner philosopher while crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where anything is possible. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? Let’s get weird and build some crazy stuff together!

SpiderCraft500mil

500 million years old, Ancient, ancient life, Arachnid, arachnology, arthropod, discovery, early spider, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fossil, fossil record, History, lineage, Paleontology, prehistoric, Science, Specimen, spider, spider ancestor, SpiderCraft500mil

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

yo, u gotta join this server cuz we got a 500 million-year-old fossil that is, like, the great great great great granddaddy of all spiders, man. can u believe it? u can dig it up and put it in yo house and be like, “yeah, i got a piece of history right here, bro.” plus, this fossil gives u special spider powers in the game, like shooting webs and climbing walls. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a part of this epic spider lineage journey.

TickSon 1.16.5 everyone is invited to the Ukrainian Minecraft server

1.16.5, banner, everyone, invited, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, tg, TickSon, ticksonofficial, ticksonua, tt, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

group in tg – https://t.me/ticksonofficial

channel in tt-@ticksonua

51.77.33.154

The Imperfect SMP: Where You’ll Never Find Perfection like Java 1.21 on Hermitcraft, but At Least We’re LGBTQ+ Friendly!

APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, authentic, dedicated team, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, external events, Farms, Find, Friendly, hermitcraft, Imperfect, INCLUSIVE, java, LGBTQ, mature gaming experience, Perfection, player head drops, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skilled, smp, strict yet reasonable, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Youll

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	192259
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Farms Harvested:	313
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Overview of Perfectum SMP Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, survival
Age Requirement	15+
Server Features	Moderated gameplay Custom server seed Dedicated Discord application process Suggestion channel with voting system Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration 300+ members community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with selected plugins for performance and gameplay enhancements.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
How do I apply to join the server?	Visit the Discord server linked in the post and follow the application process provided.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged.
Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to ensure every voice is heard.
How quickly can I expect a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.

QuintCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, comedy, Drama, family, favorite quint, favorite quintuplet, friendship, high school, japanese anime, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Mystery, Netflix, quint, QuintCraft, Quintuplets, relationships, Rivalry, romance, school life, Server, Siblings, tv show

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mines Excavated:	4982

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all quint lovers out there! Join us and choose your favorite quint to play as – whether it’s the sassy one, the clumsy one, or even the one with the mysterious past (spoiler alert: it involves a llama and a time machine).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quint Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like llama racing, potato sack jumping, and synchronized block building. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the quint-tastic adventures begin!

WowCraft Minecraft Server

bad game, boring storyline, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Game, lackluster, low quality., Minecraft, not recommended, not worth it, Played, poor graphics, regret playing, Server, story mode, Sucked, terrible gameplay, underwhelming, unenjoyable, Unsatisfying, Waste of time, wow, WowCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

BdayBash Minecraft Server

Apology, BdayBash, Birthday, city, clean, drop off, friend A, friend B, friendship, hard drugs, help out, Hometown, MIL, Minecraft, Nervous, Recovery, refusing, relapse, Server, spend, Upset, Visit, wife’s friend

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4384	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1839
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!