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AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ores Mined:	1747
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Edition, fuckin die, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nazis, PALS, PIXEL, s/fur, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2397	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special “S/fur Nazis fuckin die edition” just for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we battle against evil fur Nazis who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you in your quest to defeat them.

Not only that, but our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Creeper Bowling” that will have you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and help us rid the world of those pesky fur Nazis once and for all! Plus, we have free cake for all new members. Who can say no to free cake?

The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP

album, ANONYMOUS, Cadet, Choreography, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan theory, Fandom, girl group, Idol, Korean, Kpop, loona, loonaverse, Minecraft, Music, MV, no. 71279649, orbits, smp, Space, speculation, Teaser, theories

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of only TNT or surviving a night in a cave filled with nothing but angry chickens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So come on, join us on loona and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when a herd of exploding sheep might come your way!

BlockyNorthAmerica Minecraft Server

BlockyNorthAmerica, Canada, competitive shooting, Cum, firearm training, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun skills, marksmanship, mexico, Minecraft, North America, North American countries, precision shooting, Server, Shooting, Shooting Range, shooting sports, shooting techniques, target practice, Trickshot Edition, united states

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	933	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats as they explode. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, I guarantee it.

2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. It’s like Space Mountain, but way more dangerous.

3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to pull off 360 no-scope trickshots while battling it out. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Shopaholic Minecraft SMP

casual wear, fashion, Minecraft, Monday Night Raw, Outfit, Picture, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping, shopping addict, shopping adventure, shopping day, shopping haul, shopping spree, shopping spree accessories, shopping spree attire, shopping spree essentials, shopping spree fashion, shopping spree look, shopping spree outfit, shopping spree style, shopping trip, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Just a pic of me stocking up on diamonds and enchanted gear before tonight’s epic battle on our Minecraft SMP. Gotta make sure I’m prepared to take down the Ender Dragon while also keeping up with my Monday night RAW wrestling career. Who says you can’t be a pro wrestler and a pro Minecraft player at the same time? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience and see if you have what it takes to survive in the ring and in the world of blocks and mobs. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Delinquent Edition, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	55	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most delinquent Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be a part of Henya the Genius’s crew from Vshojo as we wreak havoc and chaos in the virtual world. Our former members include Hikasa Tomoshika, who can build a house in under 5 minutes, Haneuzu Miuneru, the master of pixel art, Daimonji Ryugon, known for creating epic redstone contraptions, Zengaku Sanparo, the TNT expert, Uemine Noruju, the mining pro, and Michimata Batoya, the prankster extraordinaire.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Ebosi, formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, who can summon mobs with a snap of her fingers, and Amano Pikamee Archive, whose builds are so epic they’ve been archived for future generations to marvel at.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of misfits and troublemakers coming together to create the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Popcat’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, altcoins, Blockchain, chillguy, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital investments, finance, internet culture, investing, meme coin, meme economy., meme tokens, online communities, Popcat, Popcats, smp, social media, solana, solana meme coin, viral trends

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Votes:	5885	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named CHILLGUY decided to buy a Solana meme coin. Little did he know, this decision would lead him down a rabbit hole of adventure and chaos. As he delved deeper into the world of cryptocurrency, he stumbled upon our server, where the memes are dank and the diamonds are plentiful.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic bases, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the blockchain. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

KirkaCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, Chaos, freedom, Immersive, KirkaCraft, Minecraft, No Rules, restrictions, Server, Survival, unique experience

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	New Chunks Explored:	68344

Welcome to our anarchic Minecraft server, where chaos and freedom reign! There are no rules or restrictions here, just you and your unique experience in this world. Enjoy complete immersion in anarchy and survival.

play.kirkacraft.ru

My Daughter’s Minecraft Server

Daughters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by my daughter, who is a Minecraft prodigy! She defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot – true story!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords. Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also equipped with a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for my daughter’s pet zombie parrot – he’s a real prankster!

“I Didn’t Think It Would End This Way” Minecraft SMP

death, Didnt, End.., far green country, gandalf, grey rain-curtain, hobbits, Journey, lying.., Men, Merry, Minecraft, MORTAL, Path, Scum, silver glass, smp, sunrise, white shores

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	96

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the mortal realm and enter the far green country under a swift sunrise! Gandalf himself may even make an appearance to guide you on your journey. Who needs white shores when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Don’t be a mortal scum like men and hobbits, join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Eastern Europe Minecraft Server

communism, culture, Development, Diversity, eastern, eastern europe, Economy, Europe, european union, Future, geography, Globalization, History, Identity, influence, integration, Minecraft, perspective, Politics, purpose, Relevance, Server, Significance, soviet union, TRANSITION

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Votes:	2769	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our Eastern Europe theme! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a pack of vodka-drinking bears wearing ushankas. 2. Our spawn point is actually a giant borscht bowl where you can swim around and feast on delicious soup while chatting with other players. 3. Instead of creepers, we have KGB agents sneaking up on you and interrogating you for information about your secret base location. 4. Our PvP arena is a replica of the Red Square in Moscow, where you can battle it out with other players while dodging flying matryoshka dolls. 5. And last but not least, every full moon, our server transforms into a giant dancing party with techno music blasting and players showing off their best Slav squat moves.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wacky world of Eastern Europe in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.