Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.
Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Katy Perry and how she lost her popularity in a short period of time. You see, Katy Perry used to be a regular player on our server, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. But one day, she made the grave mistake of challenging our resident PvP champion to a duel. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for her, and she hasn’t been the same since.
So if you want to experience the thrill of epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even become the next Katy Perry of our server (minus the downfall), then join us today! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!
2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.
3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?
4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
| Server Info |
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| Java Version: 1.21 |
| Availability: 24/7 |
| Community: 18+ |
| Focus: Building medieval or classical structures |
| Playstyle: Slow and immersive |
| Communication: Voice chat required |
A: The server was started a few days ago.
A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.
A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.
A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!
Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and more! Plus, our server is strictly PG – no alcohol, drugs, or inappropriate behavior allowed. It’s the perfect place for siblings to bond over their love of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and show your little sis the ropes in the world of gaming. Who knows, maybe she’ll even become the next Minecraft master!
Join us and experience the excitement of three-way calls gone wrong, accusations of being ignored, and epic stand-ups at the gym! Will you be the one to fix the situation and bring peace to our chaotic server? Or will you add fuel to the fire and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and hilarity!
