Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of getting killed by killer mushrooms that have a vendetta against players. But don’t worry, we also have mushrooms that will temporarily distort your perception and make you see the world in a whole new way. Just don’t ask why one is banned and the other isn’t – it’s all part of the fun!
Explore our world filled with bizarre creatures, mind-bending landscapes, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through our server?
So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember to watch out for those killer mushrooms – they’re not messing around!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!
So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.
And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.
So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness
Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!
Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?
So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!
and, like, if you join our server, you’ll become, like, a super hero or something. you’ll have powers beyond your wildest dreams. like, you’ll be able to fly on a pig or shoot fireballs out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
plus, like, all the players on our server are, like, super cool and funny. they’ll make you laugh so hard that you’ll forget all your worries. it’s, like, therapy but better, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never thought possible, then join our minecraft server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.
1.20.1 Modded PvP using a modified Craft to Exile 2 modpack.
-Economy (Auction House, Shop, Trade System)
-Playtime Ranks (Earn commands access just for playing!)
-Events (King of the Hill, WarZone FFA/TDM)
-Kits (Rank Kits)
-Leaderboards (Top Kills, Bal Top, Top Faction, Top Votes)
Grab the modpack download on our discord!
192.96.215.150
This is a brand new Pixelmon server aimed to be a different experience than most Pixelmon servers. With the freedom to create your own towns and have your own gyms.
The goal of the server is for players to create the experience for each other while building towns where you are given the freedom to claim land and expand while creating your own shops, gyms and whatever else you come up with. It is all up to you! (There will be some rules that apply, so make sure you contact me before creating a gym).
144.217.150.16:25576
Our server is filled with magical creatures who can actually predict your future in-game! Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask our resident wizard, Gandalf the Green! He’s never wrong…except for that one time he accidentally turned a player into a block of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who can tell you the winning lottery numbers for next week! Just make sure to bring them some extra corn as payment.
So why waste your time and money on phony psychics when you can join our Minecraft server and have your future predicted by the most bizarre and hilarious characters around? Join now and let the chaos begin!
