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BrokeCraft Museum

10. Window shopping spree, 11. Window shopping addiction, 12. Window shopping experience, 13. Window shopping fantasy, 14. Window shopping inspiration, 15. Window shopping adventure, 16. Window shopping escapade, 17. Window shopping exploration, 18. Window shopping journey, 19. Window shopping excursion, 2. Broke life, 20. Window shopping discovery., 3. Window shopping, 4. Retail therapy, 5. Window browsing, 6. Budget shopping, 7. Window gazing, 8. Impulse buying, 9. Window display, BrokeCraft, Museum, Museum shopping

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	9537
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

join our epic minecraft server where every block is a masterpiece and every mob is a work of art. our server is like a magical museum where you can explore and discover the wonders of the blocky world.

imagine walking through a forest and stumbling upon a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of diamonds. or diving into an ocean and finding a hidden underwater city filled with treasure and secrets.

but beware, not everything is as it seems. there are rumors of a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, waiting to challenge you to a game of spleef.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of minecraft like never before. who needs money when you can have adventure?

UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	2312	Divine Spears Created:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

MommyMinecraftMashup

Boundaries, child’s autonomy, child’s feelings, Communication, court battles., custody issues, Decision making, Divorce, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, legal issues, MommyMinecraftMashup, parenting, Parenting styles, personal belongings, Respect, sharing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2046

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up! So, this Minecraft server is like a family, but not the kind that shares everything without asking. We’re all about personal boundaries and respecting each other’s stuff, unlike some crazy exes out there.

Join us if you’re tired of your ex’s family borrowing your diamonds without permission and then shrugging it off like it’s no big deal because “we’re family.” 🙄 We get it, fam, but there are just some things you don’t touch, like someone else’s enchanted sword or shiny armor.

And get this, on our server, we don’t let random cousins wreck your builds and steal your loot just because they think you have a “rich daddy.” Nope, we believe in fairness and letting you enjoy your hard-earned treasures in peace. Plus, no forced babysitting duties here, unless you count watching over your pet wolves while you’re mining for diamonds. 🐺💎

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where personal boundaries are respected, and you won’t get accused of brainwashing anyone for wanting to protect your stuff, then join us! We’re all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations without the drama. 🌟✨ #NotTheAita #MinecraftFamGoals

CraftingLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	735713	Mines Excavated:	4836
Enchantments Applied:	177	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Emeralds Found:	6316	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

RocketRush Minecraft Server

civilian protection, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, iran, Iron Dome, Israel, Israelis, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, multi-proxy attack, rocket attack, RocketRush, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ores Mined:	8179

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1001
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crops Grown:	3631	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	20
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	5538
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Votes:	7357	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6937	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.