| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 107 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7599 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1880 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Votes: | 8661 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 34 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3216 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 131 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 52 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7958 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 340 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7365 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3167 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8426 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1055 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1849 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Votes: | 4387 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2202 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4784 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 78 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
