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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server
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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

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ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost
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hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!
imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.
plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

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Superman’s Weak Muscles Server
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Yo, join dis epic Minecraft server where even Superman would be like “woah, these muscles are too big for me!” We got crazy strong heroes runnin’ around, liftin’ blocks like it’s nothin’. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are hittin’ the gym to keep up with the muscle madness. Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all the superheroes hang out and plan their next epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and flex those pixelated muscles like you’ve never flexed before!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the human body is the main focus!
Did you know that the human body has enough bones to make a whole skeleton army? Join our server and see if you can collect all the bones to summon your very own bone army to protect your base from pesky creepers!
Or how about the fact that your stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve metal? Use this fun fact to your advantage in PvP battles by spitting acid at your enemies and watching them melt away!
Join our server today and discover all the creepy and interesting facts about the human body, while also having a blast with our hilarious and eccentric community. Who knew learning about biology could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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Abs for All Server
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come join our server where everyone has abs, but not just any abs, we’re talking 6 pack, 8 pack, or even the elusive family pack abs! why settle for just a regular old 6 pack when you can have a whole family pack of abs on our server?
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.
want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!
plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you’re a noob or a seasoned pro. so come join us and experience the craziest, most abs-tastic Minecraft server around!

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MuscleCraft: Eddie’s Strength Secrets
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come join our epic minecraft server where our muscles are so strong they can reveal the secrets of super-strength like eddie hall! we are like the british strongman deadlift champion but in minecraft! our muscles will give you insight into how to be the strongest player everrrrrrrr! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even prevent injuries with our super-strength muscles! who needs healthy aging when you can play on our server and be forever young and strongggggg! come join now and be a part of the muscle madness!

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Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.
Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

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FlexzCraft: A world of flexing muscles and questionable decisions.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	PvE with player-chosen origins
Core Mods	Create Applied Energistics 2 Botania Blood Magic The Aether Blue Skies Deeper Darker Twilight Forest Origins & classes Farmer’s Delight and more!
Requirements	Age: 18+ (unless invited by current players) Decent application explaining goals and introducing yourself
Rules	No PVP without agreement No griefing (interactions are logged) Bases are claimed but not protected

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, you can visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/93YGRhq and follow the instructions there.

2. Can I play on the server if I’m under 18 years old?

Generally, the server is for players aged 18 and above. However, if you are invited by a current player, you may be allowed to join.

3. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Some of the key rules include no PVP without mutual agreement, no griefing, and bases being claimed but not protected.

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!
Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.
Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

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OwlCraft: Parasite Edition
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OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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