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KinniCraft Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, battle, Devil, Epic battles, iconic characters, intense competition, Japanese culture, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, legendary series, Manga, Minecraft, muscle men, muscle power, musclemania, Perfect matches, Rivalry, Server, SuperHero, tag team, ultimate showdown, wrestling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you ready to witness epic battles between the Devil and the Perfect players on our server? Picture this: Satan himself facing off against a player who never misses a shot with a bow and arrow. The stakes are high and the entertainment is even higher! Join us for the ultimate showdown of good vs evil in the world of Minecraft. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	2860
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Crops Grown:	1764	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Emeralds Found:	3936	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	6510
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3816
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉