Muscle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Carb Delayed, Muscle Strong

molecular responses, next-day exercise capacity, muscle glycogen, nutrient timing, exercise performance

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on, like, the most insane adventures ever. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows.

if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly like a superhero. you’ll also get a pet panda that can do backflips and tell jokes.

also, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a potato and be stuck in a dungeon forever. so, like, don’t be a potato, join our server and live your best life.

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Dystrophin Discovery: Muscle Madness

muscle weakness, Muscle, protein function, base-level, muscle degeneration

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in minecraft. like, we got crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you around every corner.

but get this, right? our server is so next level that even scientists are studying it for insights into protein interactions and stuff. like, we’re paving the way for more targeted therapies and all that jazz. who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for science, right?

so, if you wanna be a part of something bigger than just building blocks and fighting monsters, come join our server. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the next big breakthrough in medical research while mining for diamonds. it’s all possible on our insane minecraft server.

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/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

Bara, Muscle worship, Gut, Bodybuilding, LGBTQ

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

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DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

mental health, Bodybuilder, psychiatric condition, bodybuilding culture, multi-organ failure

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

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VitaminCraft: Muscle Boost & Ageless Fun

muscle health, nutrient supplementation, Boost, vitamin therapy, vitamins B6

come join our minecraft server where we make your muscles EXPAND like a balloon after eating too many beans! with the power of vitamins B3 and B6, your muscle stem cells will be poppin’ like confetti at a birthday party!

imagine being able to lift a whole village with just one hand, all thanks to our magical potions and enchantments. you’ll be the talk of the town, the hero of the server, the muscle-bound warrior everyone looks up to.

don’t miss out on the chance to become the hulk of minecraft, join us now and watch your muscles grow bigger than a giant slime!

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Anime Muscle Girls Minecraft SMP

anime heroines, Girls, anime characters, female character development, muscular female characters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a group of strong, muscular female characters straight out of an anime! These ladies will protect you from creepers and zombies with their superhuman strength and agility. Join our SMP for a chance to team up with these badass babes and conquer the Minecraft world like never before! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a squad of anime warrior queens by your side? Join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles and outrageous adventures!

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Crafty Muscle Minecraft Server

government power reduction, random accusations ridicule, divorce settlement removal, inflation-adjusted pay, financial contracts

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

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Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

mingle, Muscle, weight management, calorie, Exercise

so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

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Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Muscle, Maidens

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

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Welcome to another Gay Hyper Muscle Minecraft SMP!

weightlifting, welcome, Muscle worship, Bodybuilding, gym

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to the Gay Hyper Muscle SMP, where the only rule is to flex those pixelated muscles and have a fabulous time!

Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a sparkly crown made of diamonds and unicorn tears. Explore our vast world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret disco party in the mines or a group of villagers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of buff, shirtless mods who will swoop in to save the day if things get too wild. And trust us, things get wild. From impromptu fashion shows to spontaneous llama parades, there’s never a dull moment on Gay Hyper Muscle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fabulousness shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or hosting a bake sale with the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on Gay Hyper Muscle!

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