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  • BicepCraft: Uterus Edition

    BicepCraft: Uterus Edition
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 875
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 177 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 139
    Chimeras Created: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the bicep poses are as majestic as a uterus diagram! we have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. plus, our zombies are actually professional dancers who will twerk their way into your heart. join us for a wild ride of craziness and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself!

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  • YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!

    YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 778
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    New Chunks Explored: 953599 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 87
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

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  • BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

    BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4855
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

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    Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

    Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

    So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

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  • Crafty Indo-India Migration Madness Minecraft Server

    Crafty Indo-India Migration Madness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3958
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a place where half of Indonesia is planning to immigrate to India just to join in on the fun. That’s right, our server is so epic that people are literally moving countries just to play on it.

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while fending off a pack of wild llamas? Only on our server, of course!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out. Rumor has it that he’s tired of being a boss and just wants to chill and mine some diamonds with the rest of us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet a real-life unicorn. (Disclaimer: unicorns may or may not actually exist on our server)

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  • Ship Happens: Corpo Edition

    Ship Happens: Corpo Edition
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3039
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Potions Brewed: 96
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, corpo mandated ships are REAL! That’s right, you can sail the high seas in your very own corporate mandated ship, complete with a crew of zombie villagers who will do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to slay the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? That’s right, the original Minecraft player is said to roam the server at night, haunting unsuspecting players and stealing their diamonds. But don’t worry, if you can outsmart Steve and find his hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those corpo mandated ships, they tend to have a mind of their own…

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Electric Boogaloo

    Minecraft Mayhem: Electric Boogaloo
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8784
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a boss fight so intense, it made George Costanza cry like a baby. Yes, we’re talking about the one and only “Hand of Malenia” boss battle. This boss was so fast, it was like she was having a full body seizure with a sword for a hand. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you’ll have the chance to conquer this epic boss and claim your rightful victory!

    But that’s not all, folks. Ever wanted to take on Miyazaki himself? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to show up at The Game Awards and challenge the mastermind behind those insanely difficult games. Who needs an easy mode when you can show Miyazaki who’s boss, am I right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even run into Kramer and Jerry on their quest to take down Miyazaki. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, challenges, and endless possibilities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • Creepin’ Crafterz

    Creepin’ Crafterz
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 7699
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Runes Activated: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can train their own army of chickens to take over the world!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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  • BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #889

    BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #889
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7309
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is no phones during class! Why? Because we believe in the power of concentration and creativity when you’re not distracted by notifications.

    Join us for the Auftakt of the Flickering Flames event, where you can battle it out with your friends and earn epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, where you can unlock the elusive 5* Shiro and Nanami.

    But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, It’s MyGO!!!!!, will have you on the edge of your seat as you compete in challenges and quests to win the ultimate prize. And don’t forget to try your luck in The Cries of Lost Children Echoing in the Night Gacha, where you can snag the exclusive 5* Tomori and Anon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe and become a legend in your own right. See you there!

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  • Blockheadz R Us – ‘Is there something wrong with me?’

    Blockheadz R Us – ‘Is there something wrong with me?’
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 1857
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

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  • FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

    FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8539
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Runes Activated: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

    Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

    Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Hong Kong Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Hong Kong Edition
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 5480
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Magic Items Found: 3291
    Dimension Hops: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39

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    Oh, forget about Hong Kong, come join our Minecraft server instead! It’s the hottest place to be right now, way more important than any city in the real world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They wear tiny top hats and monocles, need I say more?

    2. We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds and gold. Rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

    3. Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies like enchanted pork chops and creeper-shaped cookies.

    So, forget about Hong Kong and come join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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