OuchMyMinecraftSMP

body ache, body pain, sore shoulders, sore feet, sore neck

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

muscle ache, gym soreness, Muscle Stiffness, gain, doms

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

Leg Cramps Minecraft SMP King

muscle cramps, muscle tension, muscle cramp relief, leg cramps, muscle spasms

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t get leg cramps from playing too long! Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure cramps just by logging on. We’ve got magical healing powers or something, who knows!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected leg cramp remedies. Who needs a doctor when you’ve got a Minecraft server, right? So come on, join us and leave those cramps in the dust. You won’t regret it…unless you do, but hey, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell!

MuscleCraft: RoboFlex & BicepBot

artificial bicep, living organisms, lifts weights, soft robot technology, BicepBot

come join dis crazy minecraft server where robots act like muscles and lift weights like body builders! our robots can crawl in tight spaces and flex their artificial biceps like they’re at the gym! it’s like they’re alive, man! you gotta see it to believe it! join now and witness the madness for yourself!

ArticMC: Chill Fun Awaits Here

ArticMC, bedwars pvp, team play, smooth gameplay, Balanced Economy

ArticMC

Welcome to Artic MC – The Chillest Adventure Awaits!

Artic MC is your new fave Minecraft server, made by players, for players. Noobs or pros, all are welcome! It works with all Minecraft versions, so you can play with your pals no matter what.

Game Modes

BedWars

Fast-Paced PvP: Get ready for some intense fights!
Custom Maps: Each game feels fresh.
Unique Upgrades: Make each match a new thrill.

Other Fun Stuff

Minigames: Tons of fun to be had!
Events: Join in and win cool prizes!
Parkour Challenges: Test your skills and jump high!

Community

Friendly Vibes: Meet cool players and team up.
Balanced Economy: Trade and grow your gear.
Active Staff: Always here to help!

Join now and see Minecraft as it should be: smooth, fair, and fun. Chill times, epic fights, and a world full of adventure await you at Artic MC!

articsmp.sparked.network

13b13t Fun Zone: No Rules!

creative building, basement fun, old computer, multiplayer experience, casual play

13b13t Server Info

Welcome to 13b13t! This is a random server made out of pure boredom. It runs on an old PC in a basement. No real goal here, just vibes. The owner might be on a lot since there’s not much else to do.

Key Points: – No Rules: Just chill and do what you want. – Random Fun: Expect the unexpected. – Old Tech: It’s not fancy, but it works!

Have fun and enjoy the chaos!

13b13t.net

Hardcore SMP | No Pay | No Reset

Hardcore Survival Adventures, Intense PvP Challenges, Pay, Reset, Hardcore

Hardcore SMP

Welcome to Hardcore SMP! The best place for hardcore survival fun in Minecraft. This server is for both Java and Bedrock players. No world wipes here! Just pure, fun gameplay with some cool extras.

Key Features

🪙 Player-Driven Economy No shops! Players trade items with each other. Earn coins by beating mobs and looting chests. Use our auction house to buy and sell.
🏠🔐 Land Claiming Claim your land to keep it safe from griefers. You can add friends to your claim, but watch out! If you die, your claim is gone!
✨ Custom Items
- Crowbar: Use it once to get a mob spawner.
- Soup of Life: Use it once to gain an extra heart. Buy these with coins!

No Pay-to-Win

Hardcore SMP is 100% non-pay-to-win. We have one VIP rank that gives cool looks, but no game perks. You can revive after dying, but it resets your progress. It’s like starting fresh!

How to Join

Use the server address: hardcore-smp.com
On Xbox, PlayStation, or Switch? Add HardcoreSMP as a friend to join through the Friends tab.

Join Our Community

Be part of our growing family! Join our Discord server: Join Discord

Get ready for some fun!

SlimeSMP Fun Zone 24/7

SlimeSMP, team play, Resource Management, Community Events, Crafting Together

SlimeSMP

What is it? SlimeSMP is a cool Economy/Survival/SMP server.

What can you do? – Make money: Trade and earn in-game cash. – Survive: Gather, build, and stay alive. – Join friends: Play with pals in a fun world.

Why join? This server is all about fun and making your own story. It’s a great place for all types of players.

de1.freeminecrafthost.com:33502

MythicRealms Chill Zone

MythicRealms, PvP Survival, survival mechanics, vanilla feel, daily events

MythicRealms

Welcome to MythicRealms Chill Survival & Skyblock PvP Experience

Why Join? Looking for a place that mixes classic Skyblock with Survival? MythicRealms is the spot. It’s made for both chill and competitive players.

Skyblock Features

Skyblock Style Build your empire from a lone block in the void.
Island Upgrades Level up your island as you go.
Custom Drops Unique mob drops and fishing.
Ore Generators Auto-miners and more to help you out.
Challenges Take on unique tasks and climb the leaderboards.

PvP Survival World

Semi-Vanilla Zone Enjoy survival with optional PvP.
No Pay-to-Win Grind for your gear, no cash needed.
Chill Building Build freely, raid in set zones.
Fair Loot Balanced economy for all players.

Enhanced Gameplay

Custom Features Fishing, mob drops, and enchanting made better.
Real-Time Stats TAB scoreboard keeps you updated.
Voting Rewards Get rewards for voting on all major sites.
Events Daily and seasonal events with rare loot.

Performance & Stability

Optimized Built with Paper/Folia for max TPS.
Lag-Free Smooth play even in big fights or farms.
Active Protections Anti-cheat and rollback systems in place.

Who’s It For?

Chill players who love to grow.
PvP fans wanting fair fights.
Builders and grinders.
Those who love Vanilla vibes with cool updates.

mythicrealms.serveminecraft.net

ValeSMP Semi-Vanilla Fun!

extensive gameplay guides, engaging social interactions, unique server dynamics, immersive survival gameplay, Resource Gathering Strategies

ValeSMP Server Info

Welcome to ValeSMP! A chill spot for players who want to build and hang out. This small server has big dreams!

What We Offer:

Whitelisted Community Only cool folks allowed.
Vanilla+ Experience Classic game with some nice tweaks.
Active Staff They play too, not just flexing powers.
Regular Updates Always up to date with Minecraft.
Three Fun Servers:
- Survival
- Resource
- Creative

Who Can Join?

If you’re a redstone pro or just lost in your own base, we got a spot for you!
Newbies? No problem! Our site has guides to help you out.

Why ValeSMP?

We’re not here to be the biggest, just the best fit for those who want a classic SMP vibe with a solid crew. Custom site with stats, maps, and room for ideas!

Check Us Out! Visit our site at valesmp.com for more info. Join our Discord for the easy whitelist app here.

Hope to see you in the Vale! ✌️