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muscle spasms Minecraft Servers

  • Leg Cramps Minecraft SMP King

    Leg Cramps Minecraft SMP King
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 5569
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t get leg cramps from playing too long! Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure cramps just by logging on. We’ve got magical healing powers or something, who knows!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected leg cramp remedies. Who needs a doctor when you’ve got a Minecraft server, right? So come on, join us and leave those cramps in the dust. You won’t regret it…unless you do, but hey, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell!

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  • CraftyInsomnia

    CraftyInsomnia
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 3538
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 374333 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! our pixelated world will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels as you navigate through insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

    rumor has it that if you play on our server long enough, you might start seeing minecraft blocks in real life! imagine walking down the street and seeing a creeper waiting to explode right in front of you. it’s like virtual reality, but without the fancy goggles!

    we also have a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. yes, you read that right. a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. where else can you find that kind of madness?

    so come join us on our minecraft server and get ready to have your brain twisted into knots. who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8539
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5818 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

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    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9468
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1490 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6042
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3745
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dimension Hops: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9416
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Potions Brewed: 105
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

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    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/vegeta-777/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5198
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 296 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Zombie Dances: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Emeralds Found: 3724

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 4306
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Villages Defended: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5825
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Runes Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 1619
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7579 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3906
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

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