Muscle Secretions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MuscleJuiceCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3333
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5228	Ores Mined:	7438
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5882
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Armor Forged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3891
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	3972	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!