u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!
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TrashDisposalCraft
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MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures
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So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.
So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!
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ProteinPowerMC
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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your dream castle and stuff, and suddenly BAM! You’re hit with the urge to run around like a maniac! Turns out, this server has some magical powers that make you wanna stay active and fit, just like those buff muscle proteins in the study!But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!
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MuscleSpaceAgeCraft
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come join our epic minecraft server where human muscle cells have returned from space looking like they just had a wild party with aliens! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in blocky pixel form! build your own spaceship, battle alien mobs, and discover new planets filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs to go to space when you can experience all the craziness right here on our server! plus, our community is out of this world (literally)! join now and let’s explore the galaxy together!
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FrozenCapInfiniteTime
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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!
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PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks
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so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!
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AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!
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Server Info Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT) Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/ Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!
Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
FAQ
Question Answer When was the server created? The server was created in late 2019. What are the rules of the server? The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed. Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases? Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases. Is the server Bedrock compatible? Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible. Is there an AFK kick on the server? No, there is no AFK kick on the server. Is there a Vote to Win system on the server? No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.
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Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server
ari, Ari Pokefemboy, Ari slut, Ari Vaporeon, Ari Vaporeon breed, Ari Vaporeon Pokefemboy, Ari Vaporeon slut, Ari Vaporeon slut breed, Aris, Breed, Compatible, compatible breed, Minecraft, Pokefemboy, Pokefemboy breed, Pokefemboy slut, Pokefemboy slut breed, Server, slut, slut breed, slutty, vaporeon, Vaporeon breedHey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!
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HolyCraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!
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AuntieSnapDeleteCraft
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Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.
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GalacticRejects Minecraft Server
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If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!
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CraftyRevoltUSA
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Are you tired of sitting at home and watching the chaos unfold on the news? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revolutionary in a virtual world where anything is possible.Picture this: instead of protesting in the streets, you can build your own virtual protest signs and march through our pixelated city squares with your fellow players. Want to throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and our server rules, of course).
But that’s not all! We also offer exclusive in-game events where you can overthrow corrupt virtual governments, organize virtual sit-ins, and even participate in virtual hunger strikes. Who needs real-life civil disobedience when you can do it all from the comfort of your own home?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the revolution begin! (Disclaimer: Please do not actually incite real-life violence or illegal activities, this is all just for fun and games)
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CubanCraft: War Economy
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Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!