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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9851 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
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