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Victimized Minecraft Server

aggressive Hitler-sympathizers, Confederate statue debate, dating scene, gun owners, homeless people, Honduran children, mass shootings, migration debate, Minecraft, Muscatine Iowa, non-Christians, non-Whites, Northeast, Older, Server, slaveowners., State of Perpetual Victimhood, Ukraine, under $100k, under 50, urban America, victim’s land, victimized, victimized America, victimized Americans, victimized Federation, Victims, victims being crucified, victims of means, war on Gaza, west coast, White Americans, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to the most victimized Minecraft server out there! We have two races: non-whites and VICTIMS. Choose your side wisely! And don’t forget about our two genders: women and VICTIMS. It’s a battle for survival out here in VICTIMIZED America.

Join us if you want to be part of the VICTIM’S LAND, where the only rule is to never stop complaining about how victimized you are. We even have a special faction for those who believe slaveowners were the real victims of history – join the VICTIMS OF MEANS today!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense debates on everything from gun control to the war on Gaza. Are you ready to defend your side, whether you’re a Palestinian squatter or a member of the VICTIMIZED Federation?

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if you’re not constantly feeling victimized, you’re not playing on the right server. Let the VICTIMIZATION begin!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Towns Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7880
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Enchantments Applied:	190	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4063
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5860	Towns Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Divine Spears Created:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	136	Enchantments Applied:	122

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

classmate request, Dismissive, edits, Empathy, graduation ceremony, graduation speech, GraduationCraft, high school, hijack, inspiration, Journey, mental health, original speech, pandemic, resilience, Selfishness, sensitivity, Speech, speech delivery, spotlight, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Crops Grown:	6145
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!