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SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	5557
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1559
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9105	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	559
Crops Grown:	7219	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	121
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!