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Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crops Grown:	6104

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3933	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicTrendzMC

drug abuse, excessive caffeine intake, excessive drinking, fast food, ignoring warning signs, Junk Food, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, not seeking medical help, overworking.., poor diet, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-destructive behavior, smoking, stress, sugar consumption, ToxicTrendzMC, unhealthy habits

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Farms Harvested:	551
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Villages Defended:	20

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

Welcome to The Bagelverse: Where even our bagels are modded and Valhelsia 6 is the key to unlock carb-heaven!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Animals Bred:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

Would you like to get straight to it? Get access to the Valhelsia 6 server here.

The Bagelverse now offers a custom Valhelsia 6 server! Build a shop, complete quests, and learn how to use some mods in our lightly modified version of this modpack!

Modpack and Server features:

At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market. We have a slot machine casino here as well! NO REAL CURRENCY REQUIRED, just in-game currency that can be acquired by killing some mobs :p
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

Interested? Get started by joining the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

See you there ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the Valhelsia 6 modpack?	No, you must have the Valhelsia 6 modpack installed to join the server.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as they follow the server rules, you are free to build whatever structures you like.
Is there any in-game currency system?	Yes, you can earn in-game currency by killing mobs and use it to trade in the server shop.
Can I use Discord to chat with players in-game?	Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to communicate with other players even when not in the game.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not required to play on the server. They are optional and appreciated.

Midnight Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have their Minecraft skills boosted to epic levels and become unstoppable in PvP battles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a friendly community of players who love to build crazy structures like giant pixel art statues of creepers riding pigs or castles made entirely out of TNT. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Ender Dragon Racing” – they’re so much fun, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on Oedo Minecraft server – come join the chaos today!

Shrek 5 Minecraft SMP Shrek 5 Minecraft SMP Shrek 6 Minecraft SMP Shrek 7 Minecraft SMP Shrek 8 Minecraft SMP Shrek 9 Minecraft SMP Shrek 11 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	New Chunks Explored:	935137
Potions Brewed:	115	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no shrek in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate shrek paradise! We have more shrek than you can handle, from shrek statues to shrek-themed buildings, we’ve got it all. And if that’s not enough, we even have those rare lead-lined McDonald’s shrek cups that you were supposed to return (don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone). Join us for a shrektastic time and let’s make this server the most ogre-the-top one out there! Remember, more shrek equals more fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shrek festivities begin!

InLawlessCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict, custody, daughter’s birthday, Divorce, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family party, graduation party, Grandparents, in-laws, InLawlessCraft, Miscommunication., overreaction, refusal, relationships, Resentment, sister-in-law, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	1254
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your husband’s family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Imagine a world where your in-laws demand to be invited to every party, but refuse to come if your former sister-in-law is there. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

Celebrate your daughter’s birthday and graduation with two separate parties to keep the peace. But watch out for the drama llama, because your husband might just explode like a creeper when he finds out his parents weren’t invited to the second party.

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, family feuds, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos in Minecraft form? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the oatmeal diet like never before.

Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!

BlockyLoveHateHub

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	297
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with haters trying to rain on your relationship parade? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build a virtual world where your partner is always appreciated and loved, no matter what your so-called “friends” have to say. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical love spell that repels all negativity towards your relationship. So come on, join us and let’s spread the love (and blocks) together!

RiverRageCraft

conservation efforts, ecocide, ecological damage, ecosystem destruction, emergency measures, environmental activism, environmental cleanup, environmental crisis, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, government response, industrial pollution, Pollution, public health concern, river poisoning, RiverRageCraft, toxic chemicals, Ukraine, water contamination, wildlife impact

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where everything is DEAD just like this river in Ukraine 😂 we got so much ecocide going on, you won’t believe your eyes! swim in toxic waste, mine for contaminated diamonds, and battle mutated mobs! it’s a post-apocalyptic paradise, baby! hurry up and join before the whole world collapses into chaos! 💀🌍 #minecraft #apocalypse #joinus