Murica MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

American pride, WaitCraft, perseverance, WIN, olympics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!

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Redstone ‘Murica Craft

Uncle Sam, american culture, Redstone, name.., Liberty Bell

Are you ready to embrace your inner red, white, and blue on the most American Minecraft server out there? Join us for a wild ride filled with bald eagles, apple pie, and fireworks at every corner! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave freedom fries. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a star-spangled adventure like no other! 🇺🇸🦅🍔🎆

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YeehawCraft: ‘Murica Edition

religious freedom, second amendment, American values, violence, gun violence prevention

Are you tired of getting shot for claiming Christ is king in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can shout it from the mountaintops without any fear of bullets flying your way! Join us for a heavenly experience where you can build your own church, battle demons, and even ride on the back of a giant angel! So come on down and let’s spread the good word…without the risk of getting shot!

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Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

defense industry, Shooting, firepower, Crafty, REST

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

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Treeless Murica LOLz Craft

green spaces, Natural resources, city development, community design, environmental impact

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where American villages don’t have trees because the villagers are secretly tree-hating aliens in disguise! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon and help the villagers plant trees to save their planet from intergalactic deforestation. Plus, rumor has it that the trees are actually hiding valuable treasures that the aliens are trying to keep hidden. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

YeehawCraft, control, China, national pride, strength

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

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Crafty Kim’s Minecraft Server

North Korean students, Crafty, student exchange, cultural exchange, student demographics

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where North Korean students are actually secret agents spying on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know who’s watching you! Join now for a thrilling experience filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of Kim Jong-un cosplay. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy world where anything can happen, including unexpected visits from Dennis Rodman. Join today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky North Korean-themed Minecraft server!

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Censorship on 4chan Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, smp, user ban, online forums, banned user

Are you tired of getting banned for simply sharing your thoughts on a Minecraft server? Look no further than our insane SMP! We welcome all off-topic discussions, controversial opinions, and even nonsensical ramblings. In fact, the more outrageous, the better!

Join us and be a part of a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. Share your wildest theories on why creepers explode, debate the best block for building a toilet, or even discuss the existential crisis of a villager. No topic is too off-topic for us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can truly let your creativity and humor shine, join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next banned legend of our server!

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Fantasy Tech Minecraft Server

arms race, Competition, advancement, UTILITY, sci-fi elements

Are you tired of boring old fantasy servers where magic is the only thing that exists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect blend of magic and technology!

Join us for epic battles between wizards and cyborgs, where you can cast spells while riding a rocket-powered unicorn. Need to harvest crops? Forget about traditional farming techniques, just use your magic wand to create a bountiful harvest in seconds.

But beware, as technology advances, so does magic. Who knows what kind of insane inventions players will come up with next? From laser swords to flying broomsticks, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where magic and technology collide in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

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The Royal Rumble Minecraft SMP Champion

wwe, wrestling, Championship, match, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, the one who will be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Why should you join this insane server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for this player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Slayer and the admiration of all who witnessed their epic battle!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a mythical enchanted diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and show the world that you have what it takes to be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

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