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Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mines Excavated:	1087	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3933
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1254	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!