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OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Towns Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖

Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

DriveByDumplingz

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, court verdict, crime, Crowd, DriveByDumplingz, Driving, Justice, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass murder, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, societal impact, Tragedy, vehicular homicide

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	567542	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can drive ur virtual car into crowds of virtual people without getting sentenced to death!! with 35 different ways to kill ur enemies, u will never get bored on this server. come join the chaos and see if u can become the ultimate virtual murderer!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3128
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crops Grown:	1320	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Farms Harvested:	611	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

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Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult Film Industry, blacked, Crime Scene, found dead, heartbreaking post, Home Invasion, Homicide, investigation, Life, murder, Porn Actress, ruined, ruins, shocking news, social media, Sophia Leone, Tragedy, tragic event, us news, viral post, webm

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crops Grown:	2831	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, so like, imagine playing on a Minecraft server where you can build your own tribute to the fallen blacked porn actress found dead! Join now for a chance to create a pixelated memorial and pay your respects in the most bizarre way possible. It’s like, totally messed up but also kinda hilarious in a twisted way. Don’t miss out on this chance to be part of the weirdest virtual community ever!

Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP

assault, attempted, attempted homicide, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, criminal case, criminal charges, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, Dangerous, dangerous behavior, Homicide, law enforcement, Legal, life-threatening, Minecraft, murder, serious offense, smp, violence, violent crime

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2887
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.

One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).

We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.

Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

#clues, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, crime, detective, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205676032, novel, page-turner, plot twists, red herrings, Server, suspects, Suspense, suspenseful atmosphere, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected ending

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Accountability, corporate greed, corporate responsibility, Corruption, criminal justice, economic influence, Ethics, government oversight, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, multi billion dollar corporations, murder, Palace, PIXEL, power dynamics, regulatory compliance, Server, social justice, societal impact, transparency, your country

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	2895	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your country and join a world where multi-billion dollar corporations are held accountable for their crimes… by getting blown up by creepers!

Join us and fight against the corrupt overlords of your world by building epic structures, teaming up with fellow players, and unleashing your inner warrior against the evil forces that seek to control everything.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server? Join now and let’s show those corrupt corporations who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken parade through the server spawn? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Tame a Creeper as a Pet”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to tame a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Pixelated Racists

colorism, complexion, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Individuality, Melanin, personal growth, pixelated, prejudice, Race, Racists, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-perception, skin color, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only question that matters is, “What color is YOUR skin?” Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMAS who will teach you how to MOONWALK like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the FLYING PIGS!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe. Your adventure awaits!

ClubCraft: Where even the creepers get lucky!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where hot girls are constantly feeling you up and dancing with you unprompted! It’s not because you’re attractive, it’s because our server is just that awesome. And don’t worry, even if they’re wasted, it still counts as a win in our book. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and non-stop fun!

Angry Osaka’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Osaka literally transforms into a fierce warrior when she does the angry face! Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as Osaka unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Osaka’s legendary angry face in action!

Crafty LOLz Server 😛

Crafty, lolz, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1050
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the diamonds are as plentiful as creepers in the night! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a dragon or two!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players who are always willing to lend a hand or team up for an epic quest. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

HazelGoldHoneyCraft

Amber, Anon, caramel, Chestnut, Chocolate, cinnamon, eye color, eye color choices, eye color inquiry, eye color options, eye color possibilities, eye color question, eye color shades, eye color spectrum, eye color variations, eye shade, EYES, GOLD, Hazel, HazelGoldHoneyCraft, Honey, tawny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ponder life’s most important question: “Anon, is my eyes hazel, gold, honey, chestnut, caramel, amber, tawny, cinnamon or chocolate?” Join us for a wild ride filled with quests to discover the true color of your eyes in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Eye Color Oracle who will reveal your destiny based on the color of your eyes. Will you become the ruler of the land or embark on a quest to find the rarest eye color of them all?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Remember, on our server, the color of your eyes is more important than diamonds or emeralds. So come on in and let’s see if you’re truly a hazel-eyed hero or a chocolate-eyed champion!

PurrCraft: Meow <3

lt3, meow, PurrCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our purrfectly Meow <3 Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you read that right. Cats playing Minecraft. Need I say more?

– We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. But beware, the walls are lined with scratching posts and the floor is covered in catnip. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

– Our server is home to the legendary Meow <3 Mountain, where players can climb to the top and be greeted by a majestic view of a giant yarn ball rolling through the sky. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Meow <3 Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most feline-filled adventure of your life!

PixelatedPuzzles: Because 16:10 is the new black!

16:10 resolutions, aspect ratio, Black, community feedback, compatibility, design, Development, Display, Frustration, Gaming, graphics, implementation, Optimization, PC Gaming, PixelatedPuzzles, programming, screen resolution, software, Support, Technology, user experience, video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7136
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers that don’t support your 16:10 resolutions? Look no further, because on our server, we not only support 16:10 resolutions, but we also have pixelated unicorns roaming around!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a pixelated dragon while battling against evil creeper overlords. And don’t worry about the technical stuff, because implementing 16:10 resolutions on our server was as easy as pie – or should we say, as easy as mining for diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the pixelated madness for yourself!

Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

1. Ancestor, ANCESTORS, ancestral history, ancestral lineage, ancestral roots, Ancestry, Craft, descendants, family heritage, family history, Family tree, forebears, forefathers, foremothers, Genealogy, heritage, lineage, olde, past generations, RELATIVES, Roots

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to post your ancestor!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has unicorns that poop rainbows, leprechauns that give you diamonds, and zombies that breakdance!

So why wait? Join us now and make your Minecraft dreams come true in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Creepers Chatroulette – Where the mobs are friendlier than strangers!

Boundaries, Chat, Chatroulette, consequences, CREEPERS, EMBARRASSMENT, Filipino girl, friendlier, jerk off, Live, mistake, mobs, Omegle, ONLINE, privacy, regret, risky behavior, self-control, shame, social media, stranger danger, strangers, temptation, video chat

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a filipino girl catching you jerking off on Omegle!

Join us for insane quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those awkward moments. Our server is filled with unbelievable surprises around every corner – just like the time that filipino girl caught you in the act!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just laugh and keep the fun going. So why live a boring life when you can join our hilarious Minecraft server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next awkward encounter)?

Come join us today and let the laughs begin!

ElfGains Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! You won’t find a more AWESOME place to craft, build, and survive than right here.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where Elfuda is not just nice and plump, but she’s also a master builder who can create the most incredible structures you’ve ever seen. Kuro isn’t just beefy, he’s also a PvP champion who will crush anyone who dares to challenge him. And Olga isn’t just huge, she’s also the queen of the server, ruling with an iron fist (and a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the voices of our players fit perfectly with their characters. It’s like we’re living in a real-life ANIME! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.