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GiveUpLand Minecraft Server

camping, clean water, Country, Dangerous, easy access, emergency care, Faustian, Fishing, food banks, give up, GiveUpLand, health care, Living, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, murder hobos, public water access, purpose, restaurant food, Safety, Server, US

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3132	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you just want to give up and become faustian? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you won’t be killed for camping outside, where public water access is easy and clean, and where free or emergency health care is available to all players. Need food? No problem! We’ve got easy fishing, food banks, and even old restaurant food for you to feast on.

And don’t worry about danger, our server is not obscenely dangerous like the real world. Say goodbye to murder hobos and hello to a peaceful and relaxing gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the harsh realities of life. Who needs to be a millionaire when you can be a Minecraft master instead?

MineCrafter’s Academic Awards Server

ACADEMIC, academic achievement, Awards, Balancing, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, dance competition, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, family, father son bond, father-daughter bond, Fatherhood, Guilt, Minecrafters, parenting, Prioritizing, relationships, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing family events and virtual block-building adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster.

Just like this dad trying to juggle his son’s dance competition and his daughter’s academic award ceremony, you’ll have to make tough decisions in our server. Will you prioritize mining for diamonds or exploring new biomes? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for favoring one activity over the other. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner breakdancer and show off your moves in our virtual dance battles. Who knows, maybe you’ll impress the virtual crowd and earn some in-game awards!

So come join us on our server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we promise not to make you choose between attending an award ceremony and a dance competition – unless it’s a virtual award ceremony for the best block builder, then all bets are off!

LaptopLustCraft

Assistance, blender, Boundaries, bragging, college, Communication, Expectations, finances, Generosity, Gifts, groceries, grown man, laptop, LaptopLustCraft, Purchases, relationship, self-sufficiency, Stingy, Storm, Support

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3751
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a 35F dealing with a 44M who thinks she should buy him a laptop! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about stingy partners or storm-damaged apartments.

On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.

So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!

ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

aid, ARMS, arms supplies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Europe, Government, HIGH, high losses, International, Losses, Military, Politics, russia, Slow, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

Surviving on too much Jolt [SMP] 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO

1.21.1, Antigrief, Auctions, Chest Shops, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, Jolt, Live Map, MCMMO, No Advertising, No Duping, no exploits, no glitches, No Griefing, No hacking, no hate speech, no slurs, no spam, No Toxicity, No X-ray, Player Warps, player-driven economy, resource mines, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Jolt Minecraft Server
Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment
Features	24/7 uptime Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy Simple McMMO setup Backpacks for inventory expansion Loot crate keys Resetting resource mines Player warps Live map Discord community

FAQ

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

3. What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.

4. How can I participate in the player economy?

You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.

6. Can I use mods on the server?

We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.

PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the official schedule is so jam-packed with epic events that even Endermen are lining up to join!

Join us and you might just run into Lia the Ashelia, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Or how about meeting Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle faster than you can say “creeper explosion”?

And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. Plus, Fujikura Uruka is known for building the most epic roller coasters in all of Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on that thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just stumble upon Dizzy Dokuro, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than a dragon’s hoard. Or maybe you’ll come across Jelly Hoshiumi, who can fish up enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – trust us, it’s a real thing.

Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

animated series, Anime, anime art, anime characters, anime conventions, anime merchandise, anime quotes, anime soundtrack, binge watching, COSPLAY, fan community, Fandom, favorite shows, japanese animation, Japanese culture, love, Lover, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchantments Applied:	107
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7887

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!