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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7412 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of mentally disabled players who couldn’t hurt a fly if they tried! Our server is so trusting that we even have a player who spent over a decade on death row for a murder he didn’t commit – talk about dedication!
But that’s not all – we have Ace Attorney “fans” who are convinced that our players are promoting misogyny, pedophilia, and rape culture. And don’t even get us started on the players who think Naoto is trans – they’re a whole other level of crazy!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and wacky group of players who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Come join us and see what all the insanity is about!
