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Muppet Armor Wars

armor, ARMS, battle, Characters, comedy, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional, imagination, Legs, Muppet, muppets, puppet armor, puppet battle, puppet characters, puppet entertainment, puppet show, puppet war, Puppetry, War, Wars

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Votes:	9174
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	1912
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Dimension Hops:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE!

AzovArmoryCraft

ARMS, Azov, AzovArmoryCraft, Ban, Conflict, controversial, decision, Defense, eastern europe, embargo, foreign policy, international relations, Lifts, Military, Political, sanctions, Supply, Ukraine, US, weapon supply, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard the news? The US just lifted the ban on weapon supply to Azov! And you know what that means? It’s time to join our Minecraft server for some EPIC battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers! That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom weapons, insane mods, and a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon the size of a skyscraper. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to conquer this ultimate challenge and claim the treasure that lies within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary warrior of Azov!

TickTockCraft

analog clock, clock, clock design, clock function, clock mechanism, clock movement, clock parts, hour hand, minute hand, second hand, third hand, TickTockCraft, Time, time measurement, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece components, timepiece design, timepiece function, timepiece mechanism, watch

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9228	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

NikBokcCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NikBokcCraft, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

The owner of the NikBokcCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.237.49:25881

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

controversial topics, CuckCraft, cucked, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political discourse, Privilege, race relations, racism, Server, social commentary, social justice, societal issues, Stereotypes, white culture, white people, White Supremacy, Whites

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Items Found:	3096
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and the dankest memes around!

Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!

”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

000 in bitcoin, 000 in the bank, 150, 30, Crafty, ethereum, Financial Advice, financial crisis, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, future planning, Investments, late 20s, millennial finance, Millennials, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, retirement account, savings, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, disagreement, dog, Exercise, fear, Marriage, medication, mental health, Minecraft, Newfoundland, pet ownership, ptsd, PupCraft, puppy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, service dog, stranger, support animal, Therapy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring vacations with your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind, just like M36 left his wife behind to take care of his beloved dog! Our server is so addictive, it’s better than any antidepressant out there. Lose weight, lower your blood pressure, and say goodbye to nightmares – all while playing Minecraft!

Just like M36, you’ll find a new lease on life on our server. Train your virtual dog, go on virtual walks, and attend virtual group classes for dog training. Who needs a real service dog when you have a pixelated one in Minecraft?

Don’t be a serious POS like M36 – join our server and never have to choose between a vacation and your virtual dog again. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any crazy uncles or strangers trying to take care of your beloved Minecraft pets. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

abandonment, alcoholism, Allowance, budgeting, Communication, dementia, destitute, family, family photos, Financial, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance split, mementos, MONEY, monogrammed cufflinks, possessions, relationship, social security benefits, StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL, stepmother

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7303	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

FoodFight Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, conviction, cuisine, Culinary, culinary debate, debate, die on, dish, Favorite, Food, FoodFight, foodie, HILL, Meal, Minecraft, opinion, passionate, Preference, Server, strong opinion, Taste

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you ready to defend your favorite food like your life depends on it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take food opinions to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to battle it out over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if ketchup should go on mac and cheese (spoiler alert: it shouldn’t). We’ve had epic food fights that would put any food critic to shame. So come join us and show us what food opinion hill you’re willing to die on – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

MineLieCraft

inner dialogue, mental health, MineLieCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	275	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Who needs reality when you can have exploding chickens and rap battling dragons, am I right?

SacramentoCraft: The Hidden Gem

California, California capital, Capital city, Gem, hidden, Hidden Gem, sacramento, Sacramento architecture, Sacramento attractions, Sacramento culture, Sacramento food scene, Sacramento history, Sacramento landmarks, Sacramento museums, Sacramento nightlife, Sacramento parks, Sacramento riverfront, Sacramento tourism, SacramentoCraft, state capital, travel destination, underrated city, west coast

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the boringness of sacramento! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, we have a pet unicorn that poops diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a portal to the nether realm. forget about sacramento, come to our server for the ultimate minecraft madness!