Mumps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

likelihood, parents, COVID-19 vaccine, preventative healthcare., AntiVaxxers

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

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VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

Disease, mumps vaccine, response, vaccine, Transmission

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

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Measles Vax Forever Land

rubella, long-term immunity, childhood vaccination, vaccine, public health

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

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FunkyHead Minecraft SMP

SELF AWARENESS, seeking help, mental health awareness, headache, mental health

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not cursed SMP where the grass is actually made of Skittles and the creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

fiscal policy, financial crisis, Economy, Tariffs, Government

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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UkraineEnergyGoneLOL

restoration, political decision, energy grid, foreign policy, international relations

lol come join our minecraft server where we BLOW UP energy grids just like the state department did to Ukraine!! we have the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, trust us. our staff are like the state department, they’ll terminate your support if you’re not having a blast. join now for a wild ride and help us restore the chaos in our world. BOOM!

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RedstoneRepublicans

Kremlin, collusion, Politics, election, united states

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code on how the Republican party became the pro-Russian, pro-Putin party! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret meetings with Russian spies, and a quest to uncover the truth behind this political mystery. Build your own Kremlin-inspired base, form alliances with other players to take down the corrupt politicians, and maybe even discover the real reason behind this unexpected political shift. Who knew that all it took was a little bit of block-building and some virtual espionage to unravel the biggest political scandal of our time? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure yet!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

foreign interference, Possible.., Nordic countries, Democracy, Europe

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that is so lit, even russia is tryna meddle in it? yea, that’s right, we got spies from all over the world tryna get in on the action in our upcoming elections. why, u ask? cuz our server is the bomb dot com, that’s why! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). so come join us and be part of the madness, before putin himself shows up to try and take over. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs

SELF AWARENESS, personal responsibility, better judgment, BlameYourselfNotUs, Blame

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.

join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?

IP: 123.456.789.012

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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL

Shortage, transportation crisis, Animals, Troops, Crisis

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW!

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