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The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

Accommodation, asylum seekers, Clearsprings Ready Homes, contract-holders, dividends, Essex business, Graham King, Home Office contract, Hotel, hotel accommodations, housing costs, immigration industry, income increase, King, migrant, migrant crisis, military barracks, Minecraft, profit, property conditions, Refugee Crisis, rich list, smp, taxpayers, Transportation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Animals Bred:	182	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Emeralds Found:	4892
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Star Shards Collected:	158	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Towns Built:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	11
Void Armor Forged:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

amusing election happenings, Bad Bunny decides election, bizarre election outcomes, comical election scenarios, election, election absurdity, election comedy, election humor, entertaining election results, FUNNIEST, Funniest election outcomes, Harris loses Michigan, House decides presidency, humorous election twists, laughable election scenarios, Minecraft, Muslims voting green, outcomes, Pennsylvania goes blue, Political satire, Senate decides vice presidency, Server, tied election, Trump-Walz administration, unexpected election results, VoteCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

biblical references, bizarre actions, blocky, confusing signals, cryptic communication, cryptic messages, Cultural differences, enigmatic clues, guy, Minecraft, movie references, mysterious intentions, obsessive behavior, odd behavior, perplexing actions, perplexing situations, puzzling behavior, questionable motives, Server, strange desires, strange requests, unhealthy relationships, unusual requests

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

88836902, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, steve, tags

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!