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ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	164
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crops Grown:	3445	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	367839
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Towns Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	5276
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1131

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1221	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Animals Bred:	187

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!