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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

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Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

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Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

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Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5260
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	9371
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Gems Collected:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	7477
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Towns Built:	10

Essential mumbo jumbo break Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)