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WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Animals Bred:	117	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	131528
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	3332	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	128
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Towns Built:	1

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2988	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	164	Votes:	3562
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ores Mined:	4232
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Towns Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Animals Bred:	103
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!