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  • DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

    DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

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  • Crafty911 Minecraft Server

    Crafty911 Minecraft Server
    Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

    Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

    Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

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  • PeeCraft Minecraft Server

    PeeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Pee or No Pee” where you have to answer trivia questions while showering in-game! If you pee while showering, you get extra points but watch out for the creeper lurking in the bathroom!

    Join us for a wild ride of wacky challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will have you questioning your sanity (and bladder control). So come on, don’t be shy – let it flow and join our server today!

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  • ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

    ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John
    join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

    our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

    so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

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  • MineTimeCraft Server

    MineTimeCraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old time management techniques? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to manage time like a pro! We have time-warping potions, time-traveling pigs, and even a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether. Say goodbye to procrastination and hello to productivity on our server!

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  • CraftyWorkload

    CraftyWorkload
    Are you tired of adulting and doing boring housework after a long day at work? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about dirty dishes and laundry piles. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than missing socks in the dryer. So why waste time cleaning when you could be mining for riches and building epic structures? Join now and say goodbye to adult responsibilities!

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  • MineCraftHacksAndLaughs

    MineCraftHacksAndLaughs
    Are you tired of boring old work meetings and endless emails? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your work woes.

    Our server is like a virtual office where you can build your own cubicle, mine for resources, and even battle your coworkers in epic PvP matches. Need a break from your boss breathing down your neck? Just hop on our server and build a secret underground lair to hide in.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary office party we throw every Friday night. Picture this: a giant disco ball, a DJ playing sick beats, and a dance floor made entirely out of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a better work-related life hack than this. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best virtual work life!

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  • WorkCraft: No AFK Wives, Just Blocks

    WorkCraft: No AFK Wives, Just Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life interruptions? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and uninterrupted gaming experience, where you can focus on building your dream world without any nappy-changing emergencies.

    Our server is the perfect place for hard-working gamers who just want to relax and unwind without being called selfish or told to stop pissing anyone off. Say goodbye to unfair advantages and hello to a fair and fun gaming environment.

    Join us now and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, where the only interruptions you’ll face are creepers trying to blow up your creations. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where your work hours are respected and your gaming experience is top-notch. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyCrappers

    CraftyCrappers
    Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

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  • CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL

    CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL
    Do you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!

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