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GramCraft: Base Unit Fun
haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we measure everything in grams cuz kilogram is just too mainstream, like who even needs all dat extra weight? we got crazy builds like a giant potato made of gold blocks cuz why not? and if u join now u get a free pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow u around and oink at all ur jokes, he’s a real ham! plus we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time, even the creepers know how to bust a move. so come on down to da gram-tastic server and let’s get this party started! oink oink! -
Crafty4Ever
join our cray cray minecraft server where we make 5 and 10 mean 4 and 8 cuz why not lol. it’s like a math class gone wild but in a blocky world. imagine counting up with multiples of 4 instead of 5, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. come join us for some mind-bending fun and see if you can keep up with our insane number games. who needs normal math when you can have minecraft math, right? come on, you know you want to join the madness! -
The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.
Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!
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CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!
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CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver
Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.
Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!
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DefendCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server! -
CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!
come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds -
Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦
Minecraft Server Overview Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server? No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players. Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server? Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server. What kind of community is this server for? We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Are major build projects happening on the server? Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server. -
GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!
But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.