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Fishy MS Progression
come join our epic minecraft server where eating more fish actually makes u a better player! we swear it’s true, just ask our players with multiple sclerosis who have seen slower disease progression thanks to all the fish they eat in-game. it’s like a magical cure but in minecraft form. plus, our underwater world is filled with rare fish to catch and eat, so come join us and level up your gaming and health at the same time! -
DadCraft: Kids Edition
ððĨðŪ Yo, listen up! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, bro! Let me tell you a wild story about it! So, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony! ðĶðķ But that’s not all, oh no! The trees start talking to you, begging for you to build them a treehouse so they can throw epic parties every night! ðģð And guess what? The creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing you up! ðĨðĪBut wait, there’s more! The chickens have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their chicken army, led by a chicken wearing a crown and monocle! ððð§ And the best part? Every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune in your honor! ðžðĩ
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem in the world of Minecraft? It’s a place where the unexpected becomes the norm, and every corner holds a new adventure waiting to be discovered! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it! ðĪŠðŪð
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NailSalonNoShowLOL
Are you tired of boring old nail salons? Looking for a manicurist with a wild side? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our manicurist (40f) has Multiple sclerosis and needs a transplant, but instead of setting up a charity fund, she’s asking players for donations in-game!Join our server and help her pay her bills by mining for diamonds and trading them in for nail art services. But be warned, she’s not afraid to call you out if you don’t donate enough. One player tried to give her $50, but she demanded $300 instead!
So come on down to our server and help out our manicurist in need. Who knew saving the world could look so fabulous?
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BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun
so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself! -
MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition
Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude! -
Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism
so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.
come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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CraftyDeathWish
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?
And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).
So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.
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MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! ðŪðĨ #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze -
CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”! -
RetinaCraft: Neurodegen Edition
So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server that’s, like, super lit and stuff. You should totally join because, get this, the Augusta University research team, like, did some crazy experiments and found out that playing on this server can, like, help with neurodegeneration in MS. I know, right? It’s like, mind-blowing!They say that, like, the retina in Minecraft is, like, the perfect model to study all this neuro stuff and that losing cells in the GCL could, like, be a sign of neurodegeneration. But, like, don’t worry, because this server has, like, all these magical powers that can totally help you out.
So, like, if you wanna be a part of this groundbreaking research and, like, save the world from MS or whatever, you should totally join this Minecraft server. Plus, there’s, like, free diamonds and unicorns and stuff. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!