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TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock
So, like, this server is like the Apple of all Minecraft servers, except we ain’t payin’ no taxes to no EU! We be makin’ our own rules and livin’ life on the edge, man. Join us if you wanna be part of the rebellion against the tax collectors of the virtual world. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s stick it to the man together!CraftyAppleTaxEvasion
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit, even Apple couldn’t handle it? well, come on down to our server where we make Apple cry over their tax bill! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky taxes.join us and build your own empire, make friends with talking animals, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in your hand.
we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted golden apples that Apple tried to hide from us.
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BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs
come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!