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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3692 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!