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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 752 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5933 | Mines Excavated: | 3490 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
