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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2771 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Enchantments Applied: | 78 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows