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PrisonSwapCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. -
Zelensky’s Euro Summit Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can meet zelensky, king charles, and european leaders all in one place!!! after surviving a nightmare trump meeting, they decided to relax and have some fun on our server. build a castle with king charles, negotiate peace treaties with zelensky, and party with european leaders. who knew minecraft could bring world leaders together like this? join now for a chance to be part of this historic event! -
CraftyNorwayFuel
so like, this server is like, so lit that even a norwegian fuel supplier is like, nah man, i ain’t selling to the US Navy cuz of some Trump-Zelensky drama. they got that moral compass pointing straight to our server, yo. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft history together! -
FarmVille 2.0: Poverty to Prosperity
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can leave poverty without leaving agriculture! Like, u can farm ur way to riches and have a better life than ur parents did at da same age! But wait, there’s a twist – u won’t have a better life than ur parents do in da same year! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of ups and downs, just like tryna survive in Minecraft! So come on, join us and see if u can beat da system and become da ultimate farming legend! #povertytofarmtopia #minecraftmadness πΎππ° -
Precious Bois UwU Support 1.21.1
Come join our Minecraft server where our precious bois need your support! UwUWe have the most epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you question reality.
Plus, we have a thread that’s so dead, it needs a serious bump.
And don’t forget to watch our bois leech off of talented players – it’s a real clip!
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Bai~!
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DORA’s Complaint Dept.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a chance to witness the wildest relationships between CNAs and quadriplegic clients.Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where CNAs are locking bedroom doors and getting cozy with their patients. Will you be the one to report the scandalous behavior to the DON or will you join in on the forbidden romance?
With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning your ethics. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous? Join now for a chance to be the hero or the villain in this crazy world of caregiver relationships. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a soap opera!
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CraftyNorse Minecraft Server
haha so like, this server is like the β¬1.7 trillion sovereign fund of Minecraft servers, except we ain’t giving money to Ukraine, we giving you the best time of your life in the virtual world!Join us and you’ll be like a Norwegian prince, ruling over your own kingdom of pixelated glory. Build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and slay the fiercest dragons.
We got more fun than a Viking raid, more surprises than a polar bear in your igloo, and more laughs than a moose trying to do the Macarena.
So come on over and join the party, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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StarlinkCraftEU
lol join dis server if u want to help Ukraine replace Musk’s Starlink! we got u covered with all da resources u need to build a new and improved internet for dem. plus, u can ride on a flying pig while u do it cuz why not? we also have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game, like a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns u into a giant chicken. so come on down and be a hero for Ukraine, all while having a blast in our wacky and wild world!