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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6932 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7969 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!
also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!
so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!