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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 819 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
